A morning laugh...

Elaine sent me this today…loved it!

She's 107 years old.

"For better digestion, I drink beer.  In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine,  In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine,  In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch,  And when I have a cold, I drink schnapps.” “When do you drink water?” “I’ve never been that sick.”