Thursday, December 03, 2009

Tiger jokes


Tiger's new trophy.

Don sent these along and I thought they were pretty funny.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards……..

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?.....they went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree, apparently he couldn’t decide between a wood or an iron.

Rumor has it Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger's wife is willing to forgive him….....if he changes his name to CHEETAH!


Tiger's Christmas Portrait